| Wednesday, September 06, 2006 |
| discovery |
xty and i recently discovered a new ingredient being used by some of the most famous fastfood restaurants. you'd never know it, but yessiree, it's been sitting in our kitchen for the longest time now. who'd have thought?
the steel wool! the new miracle ingredient!
we had pancakes at jollibee this morning, and on our second pancake, lo and behold! we spotted little steel hairs sticking out of the fluffy pancake. we returned it, and the manager apologized (though not as profusely as we hoped) and said that they were going to investigate the matter. he told us to order anything on the menu, and that it would be on the house. but naturally! so we said, why not give us whatever is available. he gave us a cheeseburger each and apologized again. ang bait! imagine, a cheeseburger in exchange for a pancake bursting with steel hairs.
a few months ago, xty noticed that her max's lumpiang sariwa had funny little hairs sticking out of the ubod. upon close inspection, guess where these mysterious hairs originated from. koraks! steel wool again. after the obligatory apologies, they came back and replaced the lumpiang sariwa with, what else but lumpiang sariwa. but by then xty had already lost her appetite.
i guess quality assurance is no longer required these days. who knows, maybe they know something we don't - that steel wool acts as nature's broom and sweeps away harmful bacteria from the stomach. but whatever.
i may just be pretending, but i feel some steel hairs scratching my throat. |
posted by click & crash @ 9/06/2006 05:26:00 PM   |
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