Wednesday, June 29, 2005 may the force be with you Got this from a friend who got it from a friend who... anyway, basta iyon. Just couldn't resist keeping this in my inbox and not letting people read a masterpiece. Winner ang writer nito. Enjoy. --------------------- A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away . . . . . . Warlahan! Naloloka na ang refublic sa mga atak ng Shit Lord, Count Dooku. May mga nagmamaganda sa magkabilang panig. Evil everywhere. Malers ko kung vaket ever. Basta bet lang nilang magwarlahan. Ang eksena . . . . kinidnap ever si Chancellor Palpatine (ang pinakathundercats na lider ng Refublic ng Sangkabaklaan) ng separatis droid army under na leadership of General Grievous (isang robot na inuubo, nakakaloka ang concept ng robot na inuubo). Ka-joint forces nung robot na inuubo si Count Dooku . . . . At ang eksena . . . may dalawang Jedi Knights na may-I-rescue sa makyondang Palpatine. EXT. SA KALAWAKAN Focus ang camera ever sa dalwang jutay na battleships. Fast and the furious ang eksena. May-I-follow lang ang camera ever hanggang ..... Reveal ....... Plentibums na spaceships ever . . . . laser here . . . . lase there . . laser everywhere. Parang roller coaster. Ang concept eh hiluhin ang audience para witchelles sila makapag-jisip ng malalim later on. Follow ever pa ren sa dalawang jutay na battleships. Reveal ....... First jutay battleship ....... may-I-pilot si Annakin. Second jutay battleship ........ may-I-pilot si Obi Wan. Anakin: Sightsiva mey yung pinaka-daks na spaceship ever. Obi Wan: Ayyyyy! Daks?! . . . . . . So? Anakin: Anu buuuuur! Dahil yan ang pinakadaks na spaceship . . . . ibig sabihin nanjanchie ever si General Grievous, ang robot na umuubo! Obi Wan: Keri! Anakin: Atak? Obi Wan: Atak! (sa ibang utaw) Dahil kami ang bida sa pelikulang itey hey hey. Kekemeng brakatak na kami. Wa kayong jujoin. Hayaan 'nyo lang na ipegis kayey ng mga bumbumkylie. ---------- For more, go here posted by click & crash @ 6/29/2005 01:48:00 PM   4 comments Monday, June 27, 2005 dreamin' lest i forget what i dreamt of this morning (kasi 6:00 na ata nung napanaginipan ko ito), ilagay ko na ngayon dito - "live a thousand in a day." between that space of waking and sleeping, i told myself to remember those words clearly. i admit, during that time, i did not have a clue as to what was meant by those 6 words - live a thousand in a day. up until now i do not have the mental strength to expound and put into writing what the words should mean to me (blame it kuno on the weather and the sleep-inducing music). eloquence is not a strong point at this moment (hala sige, ipagpilitan pa daw). but if i dreamt of the winning lotto numbers as vividly as i did the mantra, asus! goodluck na lang sa eloquence na iyan. posted by click & crash @ 6/27/2005 02:02:00 PM   2 comments Tuesday, June 21, 2005 mrs. and mr. smith  posted by click & crash @ 6/21/2005 02:08:00 PM   0 comments mr. and mrs. smith  posted by click & crash @ 6/21/2005 02:06:00 PM   0 comments Monday, June 20, 2005 seven years do you remember the first day? of course you do. 7 years ago, i had long nails and you had longer hair. whether by divine intervention or simple history, it was june 12 when we first met. they celebrated us with fireworks, smiling people, and the warmth of friends walking under that glittering sky. luneta never looked more beautiful, more appropriate. we started from sleeping on couches, floors, borrowed sheets. then we had a cramped room all to ourselves soon enough. though we will always be grateful to friends who have made the ride less bumpy, nothing compares to the fulfillment of having what we have now. we've also had our spats. we're not perfect after all (who is, anyway?). but somehow, we've always managed. and we eternally miss each other. i don't think i can last one day without hearing you say that which we never get tired of hearing and saying. nights apart drive us to insomnia; and weeks would probably leave us zombie-like. that is how we are, how we've always been. after all those years, it is a wonder how this still feels like the first day. i've since kept my nails short and you've grown your hair back. i look back on all those 7 years and nothing is more beautiful, more appropriate. thank you for all those 7 years. posted by click & crash @ 6/20/2005 04:12:00 PM   9 comments Tuesday, June 07, 2005 cranky panky feeling cranky today. been feeling sick since mom's birthday last saturday. i want to go home, sleep, eat hot soup, roll on the bed, and just keep still. posted by click & crash @ 6/07/2005 05:12:00 PM   4 comments click & crash Latest Posts union afterglow cycle stained glass be kind 2008 birthday for my brother People's lives change. 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